I’m a Super Hero

As many of you know I am a super hero. I’m not quite as awesome as Superman or Spiderman, but let’s face it those guys aren’t real and I am. You may be asking what my super power is but I actually have quite a few.  One can be seen in this picture. I’m like a chameleon and can change the color of my skin. I can really only change it between cardiac arrest red and translucent white, but you get the idea. My other super power is being a mediocre runner. This weekend I flexed my running super power and competed in a 5k road race in Massachusetts. I ran it in a little under 30 minutes and came in 146 out of 250. Oh yeah. Let’s just say that an eight year old beat my time by about 8 minutes. Eight years old dude! He has far less weight to carry and far more energy. It’s not really fair. Pretty soon, expect to see the Jes Cady action figures, coming to garage sales and flea markets near you.

Also, check out my new killer tat. It’s a heart with “mom” in it. Yeah, I’m tough stuff.

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5 Responses to “I’m a Super Hero”

  1. Hey – just finishing a 5K makes you a super hero in my book. For that matter, STARTING, a 5K seems impressive to me. :)

    Congrats on your feat!
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  2. Congrats on the 5k! I have yet to do a legit one. I guess running 5k down your road for fun doesn’t count the same :P

    Can’t believe they let an eight year old run with you guys. That’s just mean. lol

  3. Jes Cady says:

    New blog posting, I'm a Super Hero – http://tinyurl.com/34fhj9t

  4. Katie Lynn says:

    I’ll be first in line to buy the Jes Cady action hero. Will they be available at Dollar General or Big Lots?

  5. Cindy says:

    I am impressed with that time however I hope your “killer tat” is fake and bake or lick and stick tats!!! I think the super hero is a great idea with flowing red curly hair and big “joker” smile on her face. I think you missed your calling as a writer because your description of your skin colors couldn’t have painted a better picture. Run Jessica Run…

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